Here is a summary of tonight's Barack Obama Infomercial:For tonight only, you can get the next new and improved POTUS, not for $299, not for $199, not even $99 -- That's right, for a limited time only, you can get Hope and Change for just $1.99.
Even better, we'll throw in -- for tonight only, because we can't do this all the time -- a Vice-Presidential gaffe-machine, a former domestic terrorist, an Israeli-hating PLO spokesman, a "God damn America" preacher, a convicted Chicago slum lord, An extreme socialist muslim cousin in Kenya, a large Association of Community Organaizers for Reform Now.
You'll get one for the unemployment line, one for the soup kitchen, and one for your government housing project. How can you say no?
The Germans loved Obama. You know the Germans always elect great leaders!
During the next thirty minutes, we'll show you how you can soak up hard working Americans money and stuff it in YOUR pockets! You say you don't pay taxes? No problem, we'll just send you a welfare check and call it a tax break! Need healthcare? No problem, we're the government -- that means we can tax and spend all we want.
No other President can do all that (or dare to)!
[note: $1.99 multiplied by 305,562,624 U.S. population = $608,009,921.76 -- about what Barack Obama has raised!]
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Greetings,
I hear your product will be coming in the mail soon. I have to say I was sooo hesitant to try it at first but I woke up on November 4th knowing that your product would be coming the mail 'come hell or high water'. I don't much care for the alternate product you call super-biden either, so I won't ask you to change the order. What I really (and truly) pray to God for is good weather in Hawaii and a lot of trips there for the coming administration. If the boob tube can keep stuff from getting done around my red house then maybe Hawiian entertainment can 'keep stuff from getting done around the white house'. Vacations for all liberal politians! Throw money at them and buy them sham-WOW enough to keep them busy for four years, or eight or for the Kennedy's, whatever it takes.
Never underestimate the power of the dollar.
signed
contenious voter tax-monkey
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